Quim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, irritating wasp.

Quim created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quim's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat apples.

4. You must pray to Quim six times a day.

5. Do not make images of living things.