Dotdutgep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient faun.

Dotdutgep created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdutgep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dotdutgep, she will strike you with lightening.

Dotdutgep's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dotdutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dotdutgep on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dotdutgep.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the south.