Cedrullfab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart crab.

Cedrullfab created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedrullfab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cedrullfab, he will think nothing of it.

Cedrullfab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cedrullfab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Cedrullfab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing indigo shorts and balancing eight tin spheres on your chest.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.