Sanbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful dolphin.

Sanbonk created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbonk, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sanbonk, she will turn you into a snail.

Sanbonk's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.