Lincemgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving crow.

Lincemgom created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lincemgom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lincemgom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lincemgom's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lincemgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never jump in the presence of seals.

5. You must pray to Lincemgom five times a day.