Larncebbug is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical camel.

Larncebbug created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larncebbug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larncebbug, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Larncebbug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Larncebbug's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if nine voles approach from the north.

3. Never wear orange boots.

4. Worship no other gods but Larncebbug.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.