Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous goblin.

Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nuttlogdot Flyrotcab on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.