Arfbotbusditfodmum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent tapir.

Arfbotbusditfodmum created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfbotbusditfodmum, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arfbotbusditfodmum, she will torture you forever.

Arfbotbusditfodmum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Arfbotbusditfodmum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed nuts to manatees while wearing shirts.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Always wear purple.