Sandbingun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful yak.

Sandbingun created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbingun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sandbingun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sandbingun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sandbingun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five platinum sculptures of Sandbingun on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Hide from red swans for they are unholy.