Foddankop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient raven.

Foddankop created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Foddankop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Foddankop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Foddankop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Foddankop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Foddankop's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.