Did Negripmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing manatee.

Did Negripmin created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Did Negripmin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Did Negripmin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Did Negripmin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Did Negripmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.