Fadratjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing meerkat.

Fadratjip created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadratjip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadratjip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fadratjip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fadratjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never feed lemons to eagles while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Do not shave your hands.