Kanmisyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Kanmisyatt created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanmisyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kanmisyatt, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kanmisyatt's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kanmisyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing yellow kilts and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.