Zag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing horse.

Zag created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zag, it will turn you into a frog.

Zag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing white shoes and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.