Stragbodvog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring wombat.

Stragbodvog created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Stragbodvog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragbodvog, it will send you a sign.

Stragbodvog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stragbodvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.