Ominfigbid Flabjopfig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient goat.

Ominfigbid Flabjopfig created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfigbid Flabjopfig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominfigbid Flabjopfig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ominfigbid Flabjopfig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ominfigbid Flabjopfig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ominfigbid Flabjopfig.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ominfigbid Flabjopfig on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Ominfigbid Flabjopfig.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.