Bonklooplan Appmiftetti Toftaltun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able centaur.

Bonklooplan Appmiftetti Toftaltun created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonklooplan Appmiftetti Toftaltun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bonklooplan Appmiftetti Toftaltun, it will turn you into a mole.

Bonklooplan Appmiftetti Toftaltun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bonklooplan Appmiftetti Toftaltun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.