Weenutlig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful porpoise.

Weenutlig created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Weenutlig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weenutlig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weenutlig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Weenutlig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Weenutlig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.