Flantiglan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous giraffe.

Flantiglan created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flantiglan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flantiglan, it will turn you into a frog.

Flantiglan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flantiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.