Paszogbessyok is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, compassionate toad.

Paszogbessyok created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Paszogbessyok, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Paszogbessyok, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Paszogbessyok's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Paszogbessyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Paszogbessyok in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.