Vinrowbom Bombuggid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Vinrowbom Bombuggid created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinrowbom Bombuggid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vinrowbom Bombuggid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vinrowbom Bombuggid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vinrowbom Bombuggid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing gray shoes and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.