Wodtarplin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking capybara.

Wodtarplin created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtarplin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodtarplin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wodtarplin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wodtarplin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wodtarplin's name in vain.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Never talk about fire.