Mumtonshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud donkey.

Mumtonshav created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtonshav, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mumtonshav, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mumtonshav's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mumtonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.