Riltonjam Paksabbim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unjust mouse.

Riltonjam Paksabbim created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltonjam Paksabbim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Riltonjam Paksabbim, he will jump up and down on your head.

Riltonjam Paksabbim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Riltonjam Paksabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Riltonjam Paksabbim.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.