Tipcipbog Fabdabjip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless squid.

Tipcipbog Fabdabjip created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcipbog Fabdabjip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipcipbog Fabdabjip, she will make you grow a tail.

Tipcipbog Fabdabjip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tipcipbog Fabdabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Tipcipbog Fabdabjip on top of important buildings.