Ranhenmif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthinking giraffe.

Ranhenmif created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhenmif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranhenmif, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ranhenmif's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ranhenmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.