Mobquillmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever fish.

Mobquillmat created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobquillmat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobquillmat, it will laugh at you.

Mobquillmat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mobquillmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never feed peas to capybaras while wearing skirts.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.