Hudgudnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent fox.

Hudgudnurl created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudgudnurl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudgudnurl, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hudgudnurl's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hudgudnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to otters while wearing orange jumpers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.