Vadbonkvab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous beaver.

Vadbonkvab created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbonkvab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadbonkvab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vadbonkvab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vadbonkvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.