Lipxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical tapir.

Lipxuc created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipxuc, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lipxuc, she will strike you with lightening.

Lipxuc's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lipxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lipxuc.