Listfudhud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody chinchilla.

Listfudhud created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listfudhud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Listfudhud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Listfudhud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Listfudhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.