Nurlfudrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic dragon.

Nurlfudrig created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfudrig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurlfudrig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurlfudrig's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nurlfudrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Nurlfudrig.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Run away from pink nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Never sit in holy places.