Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent crab.

Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gembugvignill Flandadpasflan Larg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.