Rigpogcatbatpanyar Quag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable unicorn.

Rigpogcatbatpanyar Quag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigpogcatbatpanyar Quag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigpogcatbatpanyar Quag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rigpogcatbatpanyar Quag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rigpogcatbatpanyar Quag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not cook food in pots.