Davtargbass is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring bat.

Davtargbass created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtargbass, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davtargbass, she will turn you into a snail.

Davtargbass' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Davtargbass' Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never feed lots of peas to dolphins while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Davtargbass loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.