Somjadbog Riggutrut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless hedgehog.

Somjadbog Riggutrut created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somjadbog Riggutrut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Somjadbog Riggutrut, it will try to impress you with trees.

Somjadbog Riggutrut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Somjadbog Riggutrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.