Spagwegdut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic frog.

Spagwegdut created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Spagwegdut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagwegdut, he will not care.

Spagwegdut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Spagwegdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always obey Spagwegdut's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Spagwegdut.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about stars.