Yattcussgenhignarl is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous horse.

Yattcussgenhignarl created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattcussgenhignarl, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattcussgenhignarl, he will make you grow a tail.

Yattcussgenhignarl's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yattcussgenhignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yattcussgenhignarl on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing magenta stockings and balancing four tin spheres on your head.

5. Never chant near squirrels.