Ominbegciss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust squirrel.

Ominbegciss created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbegciss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ominbegciss, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ominbegciss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ominbegciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Put Ominbegciss first in all things.

5. Never wear yellow shoes.