Sislargyim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, proud octopus.

Sislargyim created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislargyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sislargyim, it will ignore you.

Sislargyim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sislargyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if five tortoises approach from the west.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.