Kimranstig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain fox.

Kimranstig created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimranstig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimranstig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kimranstig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kimranstig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Kimranstig's name in vain.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.