Dodjatwit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless bat.

Dodjatwit created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dodjatwit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodjatwit, it will strike you with lightening.

Dodjatwit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dodjatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan stockings.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.