Xemkikbep is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced faun.

Xemkikbep created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemkikbep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xemkikbep, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xemkikbep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Xemkikbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.