Dansandmin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate skunk.

Dansandmin created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dansandmin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dansandmin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dansandmin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dansandmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing purple shorts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your legs.

5. Always wear turquoise.