Badnarhad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish seal.

Badnarhad created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnarhad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badnarhad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Badnarhad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Badnarhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Badnarhad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never pour water over plants.