Xenwikvag is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able
coyote.
Xenwikvag created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenwikvag, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Xenwikvag, it will refuse to believe in you.
Xenwikvag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Xenwikvag's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. You must never eat beans.
5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Xenwikvag on top of all buildings.