Tunquamhad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong dugong.

Tunquamhad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunquamhad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunquamhad, he will cry a lot.

Tunquamhad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tunquamhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never paint your feet red.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.