Bifyogveen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty rhinoceros.

Bifyogveen created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bifyogveen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bifyogveen, he will come to you in dreams.

Bifyogveen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bifyogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing red scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your neck.

3. Never paint your feet pink.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never eat bark.