Miphanton is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective mole.

Miphanton created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphanton, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miphanton, he will destroy your home planet.

Miphanton's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Miphanton's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Miphanton.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.