Kabsandgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome dryad.

Kabsandgep created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabsandgep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kabsandgep, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kabsandgep's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kabsandgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.